Static Club – My Mouth Has Faster Wi-Fi Than My Brain T-Shirt

STATIC CLUB – Signal: Unstable

A premium garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit, designed for those who think differently. The heavyweight cotton delivers a structured feel, while the vintage wash gives it a soft, lived-in finish from the very first wear. A subtle SC logo sits on the chest, with the bold "My Mouth Has Faster Wi-Fi Than My Brain" graphic on the back, inspired by the everyday communication experiences many neurodivergent people can relate to.

Built for everyday comfort, whether you're out with friends, relaxing at home, gaming, or creating your next big idea.

Product features

100% ring-spun US cotton

Heavyweight 6.1 oz (206 g/m²) fabric

Garment-dyed for a soft vintage look and feel

Relaxed unisex fit

Tubular construction with no side seams

Double-needle stitched for durability

Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit

Available in sizes S–4XL

Available in 58 colours

Made in Honduras

Care instructions

Machine wash cold (30°C)

Do not bleach

Tumble dry on low

Iron on low heat if needed

Do not dry clean

EU representative: Cadell Rayne, staticclubuk@gmail.com, 7 Towles Mill, Queens Road, Loughborough, ENG, LE11 1GG, GB

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean